The 2022 TRAPPO Music Awards!
The time has come, dear listener! The 2022 TRAPPO Music Awards are here at last! What a way to kick off the new year! You voted for your favorites in sixteen categories, and the results are in. Not only that, but there are a handful of surprise categories revealed throughout the course of the episode, so get excited! The episode is live and ready for your listening pleasure, and you can tune in below or listen on Apple, Google, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Spotify, Anchor and Amazon, so choose your own adventure and join us on this fantastic voyage into awards show delirium!
Join the conversation! Leave a comment below telling us what you think of the results! Or if you're not in the mood to discuss the show, you can just tell us anything you want. Have you heard any cool music or seen any awesome movies? Maybe you just had a bad day at work and want to vent for a few paragraphs? Go right ahead. We don't care. We'll probably read your comments and be very confused on a future episode of TRAPPO's Mail Bag, so feel free to spill your guts. If you're feeling more verbose, you can always send us a lengthy email, which we certainly appreciate. And don't forget to follow us on Instagram for the complete TRAPPO experience.
Thanks for listening, thanks for voting, and happy new year!
Dungeon Weed!
ReplyDeleteI don't listen to or watch a lot of awards shows, but the ones I do like tend to be a little more organized and polished. This all felt really sloppy. I mean you got to most of the categories relatively quickly but there was too much crass "banter' that was really distasteful. I don't think any potential audience needs to know what music you can and can't masturbate to. THat's really pointless and inappropriate. You could have cut all that out and made your podcast a little more presentable, but instead you keep it in the gutter. I hope none of the artists who actually won any of your so-called "awards" don't ever hear this podcast. THey would probably be appalled to be included on a show like TRAPPO. Not a fan. Try a little harder next time and maybe more people will tune in and actually care about this stuff.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I do want to know what kind of music we can and can’t masturbate to. Don’t just assume nobody needs that information.
DeleteI thought it was a fine awards show. And congratulations to Dungeon Weed for being the only artist/band to walk away with two awards!
I want to know what music I can masturbate too. It’s like a public service. Tell me what’s good to beat off too, TRAPPO.
DeleteI’ve never even heard of half of the artists here. Midnight Star from somebody named Crysta Bell won album of the year? What? And the category names are too over-the-top and lame. Crunchiest beats is just crap. What a category! TRAPPO sucks. Try nominating music people listen to next time. And also try being funny. That always helps.
ReplyDeleteBjork should have been nominated for album of the year.
ReplyDeleteThe metal category was sorely lacking. You guys must not really like metal all that much if those were your nominations. And Liturgy actually winning any category is a joke.
ReplyDeleteI thought the show was fine. An enjoyable listen. And maybe I haven’t heard all the nominees, but that just gives me a list of new music to listen to, which can only be a good thing. And Midnight Star is fabulous. A solid pick for “Single Greatest Record Of 2022”.
ReplyDeleteI’m renovating my house and I listened to this podcast while working and it past the time okay. The Macho Man stuff made me laugh, but I don’t know Jon ZORN, so maybe I’ll try listening to some of his music now. Thanks for helping me get through the better part of an hour while replacing drywall.
ReplyDeleteThat Macho Man Shit caught me off guard. I laughed stupid, I fucking snorted.
DeleteYou’re going to blast all the best stuff into space so that aliens will discover the coolest music human beings have ever produced, and they WILL masturbate to all of it. What a weird running joke. It still makes me laugh. So keep it coming. Like the ageless, tentacled denizens of Altair 6 after they listen to CREASE.
ReplyDeleteI’m Babe Ruth’s Ghost! Boo!
I’m in Hell, by the way. I went to Hell because I lived a sinful life and didn’t listen to enough cool music back when I was alive. But they didn’t have synthesizers when I was alive, so what was I supposed to do? The Andrews Sisters. I banged the Andrews Sisters on the set of “Buck Privates”. I was so fat near the end, I couldn’t just get out of bed. I had to rock back and forth and let momentum carry me to my stubby feet. Sometimes I just rolled right onto the floor and just lay there like a turtle trapped on its back until a maid found me. If you’d like to learn more, I’ll try to haunt you guys sometime soon. I’ve got loads of messed up stories to tell. If you ever want to chat, I’m just a Ouija Board away.
DeleteI fucken HATE this shit
ReplyDeleteI hope La Llarona drags your children into a creek and drowns them before your unbelieving eyes, you scum. Step off ASA fucking P, cuz I fucken LOVE this shit.
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DeleteI bought myself a pair of cheetah-print tights over the summer, and the first time I put them on I felt like I would somehow be able to run faster, like simply wearing these fake animal print tights would give me the powers of a cheetah. I’d be able to chase down gazelles and feast on their flesh if I wanted to. That must be a little like what ancient skin walkers felt like when they wore animal pelts during ceremonies. I couldn’t run faster in my cheetah print tights, though. I did look great in them, which was a decent consolation prize.
ReplyDeleteListening to Midnight Star gives me a similar feeling. Suddenly the universe seems like it’s filled with the promise of endless possibilities, and I might actually be able to reach out and connect with some greater being while wearing my cheetah-print tights. I actually recently started taking up transcendental meditation because of Midnight Star. It’s genuinely enriched my life. And I discovered this work of art through TRAPPO. Midnight Star is the single greatest record of 2022.
I go jogging in my cheetah-print tights while listening to Midnight Star at least once a week. They’re just linked in my mind now. They make me feel empowered, like I can take on anything. Thanks for making a difference, TRAPS. And thanks for putting on a delightful, entertaining and never boring awards show. I sure appreciate it.
TRAPPO’s great, but I really appreciate those cheetah print tights. 😍
DeleteI don't have an orgy schedule, TRAPS. I prefer to keep things spontaneous.
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