The TRAPPO Double Feature!
Welcome back, dear listener! We're mixing shit up this week, because things are all fucked up everywhere and nothing even matters! Can you believe it?! There's a goddamned Willy Wonka prequel movie coming soon that's starring little Timmy Charmander, and it looks like the absolute worst fucking thing ever made! It'll be out this December, just in time for loving families all around the world to celebrate the birth of their imagined savior by watching a floppy-haired stick figure with an empty gaze pretend to be frivolous for two hours while a tiny, orange-hued Hugh Grant farts into a flute and mugs for the camera, because there is no longer any such thing as shame. It's all gonna burn, kids. The fire, in fact, may already be smoldering. You can smell the acrid scent of fresh smoke carrying on the wretched breeze...
You know how sometimes we do a thing we call an "album exchange", right? And on occasion, we'll even talk about a moving picture, just to mix things up. This time around, we decided to go absolutely fucking nuts, combining an album exchange (technically an EP exchange, but whatever) and a movie review, for our first-ever TRAPPO Double Feature! We finally did it! This week, we're discussing the 2018 self-titled debut from electro-punk outfit The C.I.A. and Bloodline, the soulful 2021 EP from Gabriels. But that just wasn't enough for us. We also had to watch writer/director/actor Shinichi Fukazawa's absolutely insane cult movie Bloody Muscle Body Builder In Hell, a.k.a. "Japanese Evil Dead"! It's that kind of episode. Just fifty-six minutes of "what the fuck is happening", which is always an entertaining time. Listen to this double-feature below, or find us on Apple, Google, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic, Spotify, Fuckify for SuckMasters, and Amazon, so choose your own adventure and let's flush it all down the fucking toilet...
There used to be a conversation going on here on the old TRAPPO blog. I'm not sure exactly what happened to it, but it ain't here anymore. Be that as it may, we would still love for you to leave a comment below. That would be nice. Maybe we could get the conversation going once again. Tell us what you think about the garbage we discussed in this latest episode you didn't listen to. Share your thoughts regarding the slow-motion implosion of the Hollywood studio system we're currently witnessing. Talk about whatever you want down below. We don't care anymore. As long as you're not a bigoted asshole, it's all good. We also have an email address. It's trapposhow@gmail.com, if you're interested. Send us an email. Type out a whole bunch of stuff for us to read. We'd love to read your thoughts in an email. We know you're not going to send us any emails, but our door is always open.
That's it, I guess. Listen to the show. Leave a comment. Send us an email. Three things you're never going to do. Thanks for everything!
How dare you belittle Jesus Christ with your small words. Your disdain for our “imaginary savior” will have dire consequences when you spend eternity in an actual hell. You deserve your fate.
ReplyDeleteCan you smell the fires of Hell, blasphemer? That’s where you’re going!
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought that was just a raunchy fart…
DeleteI don’t really get the dog at Christianity in the post. It comes out of nowhere and doesn’t serve any purpose other than being deliberately inflammatory. I’m not a hardcore believer, and I listen to the show pretty regularly, but the little bit of cruelty seems random and pointless. The overall negativity in this post is a little off-putting, as well. That’s a good way to alienate potential listeners.
ReplyDeleteAll the weird negative stuff is really distracting from the podcast, which I thought was supposed to be the point of all this. If you don’t stand behind your work and try to sell it, why would random people ever take a chance on it? Tell them their religion is wrong and see if they’ll ever bother listening to your show. You’re a natural salesman, pal.
DeleteI don’t see what the big deal is. Is this serious? Bitter and entitled? I don’t know. Maybe. But it doesn’t seem like a real problem for me. It can be hard to maintain a sense of optimism when you think about the state of world affairs. Sometimes you need to vent. I get frustrated all the time. Don’t piss your pressed trousers because somebody says something mildly untoward about your religion. Just move on with your life.
DeleteI enjoyed the episode. It was funny. And the music was good, too. So I guess I got what I wanted from the show. 👍
Idiot Bob said dog. What a fucking moron.
DeleteThat Japanese Evil Dead movie is some ridiculous stuff. It’s fun to watch, but it’s real rough around the edges.
ReplyDeleteI thought the double feature thing was cool. But isn't this really a triple feature? You're talking about three things, after all. It's a triple feature. The CIA have a new album out, by the way. It's called "Surgery Channel" and I think it's awesome. You're probably not going to talk about that one, though. You should. But you won't.
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