TRAPPO's Black Metal Mail Bag!
Another Mail Bag? Two in a row?! I know what you're thinking. What an embarrassment of riches, am I right? But this isn't just any old Mail Bag, as you can no doubt tell from the title above. It's a Black Metal-centric episode, if you haven't already guessed. Sure, there's some non-Black Metal content early on, but that is a mere preamble, dear friends. Who knows how these things happen? Somebody leaves a comment that mentions a graveyard, then somebody else leaves a reply that mentions fornicating in graveyards and Black Metal, and fornicating in graveyards while listening to Black Metal, then the damned floodgates open and there are ghouls and David Carradine is name-dropped, and everybody chimes in with their Black Metal recommendations, because why not? It's a twisted journey through a haunted forest filled with horrifying delights, and you can listen to it below, or find TRAPPO on Apple, Google, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic, Spotify, Smurfify for Gargamelcasters, and Amazon, so choose your own adventure and condemn your immortal soul to the blackened abyss...
Fret not, dear friends, for this is merely the beginning of our infernal journey into the world of Black Metal. The events of this very special Mail Bag have inspired us to conjure a month-long celebration throughout August that we have cleverly dubbed BLACK SUMMER! So just keep coming back every Friday this month for more blasphemous wonderment! It's gonna be a bloodbath!
By the way, there's a conversation going on right now, dear listeners. It's happening right below this text, in the comments section. Check it out for yourself. Then join that insane conversation by leaving a comment of your own. We've gotta keep this train rolling, after all. So leave a comment. Tell us what you think about Black Metal. Share some of your musical recommendations. Or just tell us how much we suck for not being Black Metal "purists" or whatever else floats your boat. It's all good. We also have an email address. It's trapposhow@gmail.com, if you're interested. Send us an email sometime. We sure would appreciate that. You know what else we appreciate? BLACK SUMMER! Don't look now, but we're living it, and the terror has only just begun! The sun has been eclipsed by the blood of angels, the land is engulfed in cleansing flame, and the stars are falling from the blackened sky.
Welcome to BLACK SUMMER.
A lot of your listeners apparently have really bad taste in black metal.
ReplyDeleteI disagree. The picks might have been a little woman-heavy, but it’s pretty decent stuff. Feminazghul is awesome, and Cold is cool. I’ve thought about getting laid in a cemetery before, but never really seriously considered it until now. I think I’m sold. I want to be a ghoul.
DeleteI deleted the majority of this thread because an "anonymous" user decided to out themselves as a gross bigot. I apologize to users 545, Bimmy and Chicken Nuggets for deleting your comments as well, but I thought it was best just to remove everything. We appreciate you three and hope this doesn't discourage you from continuing to contribute to the blog. Either way we thank you for sharing your thoughts.
DeleteThat’s cool with me. Thanks for addressing this.
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ReplyDeleteDon't be a transphobic prick on my blog.
DeleteYou need to check out Mastery. They're a relentless USBM outfit that pushes into more experimental territory with their output. Their masterpiece is 2015's "Valis", disorienting and psychotic, an excellent representative of what black metal can be at its best. Fuck so-called "purists". That's just another word for fascist. Black metal is better than those thugs.
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