TRAPPO's New Music Meltdown!!!

 

It's time for the season finale, kids! Three seasons in the rearview! It feels like it's been an eternity since TRAPPO began, doesn't it? Like we've been doing this forever and ever and ever, but it's only been three years. And how are we celebrating this momentous occasion? By releasing perhaps the most pointless and incomprehensible episode we've ever done. Not by design, of course. These things just happen. What began as an attempt to record a pair of our world-famous New Music Showcase episodes became... whatever this is. It's a damned mess and nobody should ever listen to it, but you can check it out if you feel up to the task. We do occasionally try to discuss a pair of albums in this flaming garbage heap of an episode, and those albums are In The Space You Carry from enigmatic rocker Darvid Thor and Feed The Fire from death rock quartet Nox Novacula. But mostly this episode is just a bunch of nonsense that will more than likely leave you shaking your head wondering where your life is going because after a certain point you'll be able to feel the moments of your life being wasted listening to this exciting new episode of TRAPPO, which you can do below, or on Apple, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Spotify, Also Spotify, and Amazon, so just whatever. 

Who even cares? 

Check out In The Space You Carry from Darvid Thor RIGHT HERE or just listen below, because we're trying to make this easy for you, dear listener.

You can also check out Nox Novacula's Feed The Fire if you want. CLICK HERE to do that, or just listen below. It's called convenience. You're welcome.

There's a poll below this text. You can vote in this poll if you think that's something you'd like to do. Darvid Thor's In The Space You Carry and Nox Novacula's Feed The Fire have been nominated for induction into the illustrious TRAPPO Essentials Can(n)on, and their fate is in your hands. Listen to the music and vote. Do you think this stuff belongs in the Can(n)on? Then vote. Do you think this stuff doesn't belong in the Can(n)on? Then vote. It's that simple. And that's why I know you won't bother to vote, because I'm pretty sure you don't really exist, and if you do exist, you certainly don't care.

That's it. That's the end of this miserable episode, and the end of this miserable season. It's all just gone right off a cliff, hasn't it? A season finale that shouldn't exist that does a tremendous disservice to a pair of albums that deserve your time and energy a whole lot more than this dumb show. Do you want to leave a comment? Nobody does anymore, so it doesn't really matter, but if you have any thoughts to share, you can certainly do that in a comment below. We'll respond to your comments and queries, so feel free to tell us what's on your mind. You won't, but you can. We also have an email address if you want to send us some recipes or pictures of toilets or whatever else. CLICK HERE to send us an email if you're interested in that kind of thing. 

We're also on Threads, so if you're on Threads and would like to join us on Threads, please CLICK HERE and we'll have a party. Or I'll post some innocuous musing about Richard Kind and attract a cross-section of the worst people on the internet who try to find a thousand different ways to tell me my opinions are objectively incorrect in the cruelest possible manner, and you can some of that crap then make the smart decision and give up on social media forever. We have a Substack, too. It's called The TRAPPO Town Gazette, and there are new editions every Wednesday. It's free to subscribe, and you can CLICK HERE to check it out and see if it's something you might enjoy. 

This is the end. It is also a beginning. Of what, I have no idea. 

Thanks for... existing, I guess?