In Review: Skinamarink (2022)
Welcome back to the show that talks about stuff on purpose! TRAPPO has returned from a brief hiatus to tell you all about some new thing that we hope you will enjoy. What thing are we discussing in this week's episode? It's called Skinamarink. No, not the song from Sharon, Lois & Bram. That's called Skinnamarink, and it's a completely different thing. We're talking about Skinamarink, a movie directed by a YouTuber named Kyle Edward Ball that played the film festival circuit in 2022, and was actually released in theaters throughout North America earlier this year. It turned a pretty healthy profit, too, believe it or not. Of course the movie itself had essentially no budget, so that may not be saying much. $15,000 Canadian, which converts roughly to $11,129 here in the U.S. of A. Skinamarink grossed over two million dollars in its brief theatrical run, which is absolutely amazing to contemplate if you've actually seen the film.
I imagine there were many profoundly disappointed people walking out of multiplexes around the country at that time, expecting something more along the lines of a Paranormal Activity sequel and instead being served a heaping helping of Skinamarink. If you missed Skinamarink's theatrical run and would like to replicate the experience of overhearing upset moviegoers raving about this "bait and switch crap", you can do so by visiting the user reviews section on the film's IMDb page, which I greatly encourage if you feel like you want to lose a little more faith in the human race.
Here's the bottom line: if you're one of those lunatics who has a fetish for movies filled to the brim with close-up, dimly-lit shots of carpets and beige walls, you're gonna lose your fucking mind watching Skinamarink. It's streaming on SHUDDER right now, it's available to buy or rent on demand, and it'll be released on blu-ray on June 20th if you're still a physical media person. You could also pirate the movie if you're a complete asshole, but don't do that. We need to support independent artists. That's super important, kids.
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This is the most pointless, boring excuse for a movie I’ve ever seen. How is it less than two hours long, but it feels like it goes on for days? I want to say good for the director for getting a movie made for no money and no real resources, but I just can’t give the guy that much credit. Skinamarink, which is the worst title in the world, feels like a scam. It’s not a movie. I think this “director” deliberately made something so boring and drab, so completely devoid of meaning, because he was trying to trick all the holier-than-thou hipster critics who hate all that “lamé mainstream stuff” in principle into believing he actually made something of value. They look at all the static shots of blank walls and old TVs with this “minimalistic” droning sound design and they think it’s some kind of statement. It’s a statement, alright. This clown’s jerking off in their faces, and they’re saying “more, please!” What a waste of time. Congratulations for falling for the latest “auteur cinema” scam, TRAPPO. Shove this turd into your canon and light that fucking fuse, and let it blow up in your smug faces.
ReplyDeleteI tried watching this movie on Shudder and it just didn’t work for me. I was really looking forward to seeing something new, and I suppose that’s what this was, but it wasn’t very compelling. I don’t think the movie is some sort of a scam, and I’m glad that it’s found an appreciative audience, and I’m just sad that I can’t be part of it. I fell asleep at some point and when I woke up the movie was over, so that’s my review. Thanks for trying.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with this movie? The camera just lingers on a boring wall for five minutes while you hear kids playing with fucking Legos. Oooooh, scary! This director is an idiot. And people who fall for his bullshit horror movie are idiots, too. Why do movies like this exist? It’s not a movie. It’s a pile of shit.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is wrong with everybody? The movie may not be something that appeals to everyone, but it’s not some kind of scam. The director isn’t a slimy grifter who’s trying to trick gullible people into praising a practical joke. Skinamarink isn’t the director trolling his audience. It’s a unique movie made by a guy with a unique point of view. Like it or not, if you give a damn about motion pictures as an art form, you should be thankful that people like Kyle Edward Ball exist to keep experimenting with the medium. Does it work for you? If so, great. If not, there’s no reason for you to accuse the guy of being a cinematic snake oil salesman. That’s just damn stupid. Get over yourselves. Do you really just want the same crap served up to you with a different name over and over again for the rest of your lives? Take a chance every now and then. Maybe it pays off, maybe it doesn’t. Don’t whine about how the director of a movie you don’t like stole your valuable time and is laughing at you from under a filthy bridge like a goat-eating troll. Grow up a little. Because if you look in the mirror, you might realize you’re the troll.
ReplyDeleteSkinamarink has received mixed reviews. Some critics have praised the film's atmosphere and its ability to create a palpable sense of dread, while others have criticized the film for being slow-paced and for having a complete lack of scares.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I thought Skinamarink was an effective horror film. The atmosphere is genuinely unsettling, and the director does a good job of building tension. I also thought the performances, limited as they were, by the child actors were excellent. They do a great job of conveying the fear and confusion of the characters. The cinematography is also excellent, and the special effects are effective. The whole “upside-down”sequence in particular is fantastic. Overall, I would recommend Skinamarink to horror fans, but with a few caveats:
The film is very slow-paced. It can be a bit of a slog to get through at times, depending on your mood.
And the film really doesn't have a lot of traditional scares. There are a few jump scares, but they're not very memorable. I think the toy phone scare in particular was cheap and unnecessary. The movie is more focused on building an atmosphere of dread than overt scares, so if that’s not what you’re looking for in your horror, than this may not be the movie for you.
Overall, I thought Skinamarink was an effective horror film. It's not perfect, but it's definitely worth a watch if you're a fan of the genre. I think it’s neat.
There is so much hate for this movie out there. Reading some opinions, you might mistakenly assume that Skinamarink did something unspeakable to their families, there’s so much vitriol aimed at this poor movie. It tried something different. Maybe it doesn’t work for you. That’s cool. But don’t take personal offense, like Skinamarink tried to beat up your mother or something. It’s just a movie, you weird pricks.
ReplyDeleteThis stuff freaked me out hardcore! It’s slow, but the implications are terrifying. I keep having recurring nightmares where the windows and doors in my apartment disappear and I’m trapped inside because of this movie.
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